HOW TO CHANGE TOGS GRACEFULLY
Irish men are renowned for many things. We’re witty, we’re good writers, and we’re not too bad at sports like boxing, rugby and athletics. However, one of our many virtues is not being able to change out of our swimming togs. The most graceless act an Irish man can perform is to attempt to change out of damp togs on a beach, towel wrapped around waist, and manoeuvre back into his undies and shorts. There is nothing that makes us feel more exposed, vulnerable and awkward than